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Membership Requirements
There are five classes of membership:
- People who love clams.
- People who like clams a whole lot.
- People who like clams very much.
- People who don't hate clams.
- None of the above
To maintain our high standards, no waivers of membership qualification will
be granted. You must qualify for one of the five classes listed above.
Lifetime membership fee is five clams.
You eat them; don't send them to us.
